SKU: 16370295561

Zombie Knocker

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Description

Zombie KnockerNot MY Brains. Not Today. Sometimes the situation calls for you to take the gloves off and "go hot." Zombies would be one of those situations. The idea behind the Zombie Knocker was to take a common material (rebar) and elevate it to make it more ergonomic, effective and aesthetic. They are great to keep in the car trunk or by the back door just in case. The Zombie Knocker is made of 2' x 1 2" rebar, double layered with a pretty durable black spray

Not MY Brains.  Not Today.

Sometimes the situation calls for you to take the gloves off and "go hot."  Zombies would be one of those situations.

The idea behind the Zombie Knocker was to take a common material (rebar) and elevate it to make it more ergonomic, effective and aesthetic.  They are great to keep in the car trunk or by the back door... just in case.

The Zombie Knocker is made of 2' x 1/2" rebar, double layered with a pretty durable black spray coating.  The handle is wrapped with paracord to provide an indexing ridge and sealed with industrial heat shrink.  A wrist lanyard is integral to the wrap.  As a non-golfer, it feels similar to a golf club grip (though serious golfers would probably disagree).

Also available in 1' x 1/2" size as the Zombie Swatter with the same construction.  Perfect for stashing under the seat of your truck or in a bag... just in case.

PLEASE NOTE: Due to the size and weight of the Zombie Knockers and Swatters the shipping cost is $12 for these items (up to 4 per shipment) and they ship UPS, which means no PO Boxes and CONUS only.

Manufacture:

Designed and Manufactured in USA at the CPG worQshop

Brand and Country of Origin Markings:

  • Sterile - no brand markings
  • No additional markings or country of origin on product
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Derek Preston
Port Orchard, US
★★★★★ 5
Great buy
Size: 11, Color: Tan
Great fit comfortable look good
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Reviewed in the United States on May 12, 2026
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mike t.
Omaha, US
★★★★★ 5
Great shoes
Size: 14 Wide, Color: Black
My shoes look good and feel good and now I’m going to purchase the brown pair I saw
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Reviewed in the United States on April 24, 2026
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Nicholas D. Clark
Port Orchard, US
★★★★★ 4
Don’t buy for restaurant industry
Size: 10.5, Color: Black, Size: 10.5, Color: Black
Good looking shoes, fairly comfortable and good value based on the description shared, so I don’t feel it’s fair to rate them lower than 4 stars. I had high hopes for them based on previous reviews from others saying they wore them in the food and beverage industry that mentioned their quality and durability, however I strongly recommend looking elsewhere if you do. I purchased these to wear working in a full service upscale restaurant and in less than two months have managed to have torn the material on the middle exterior section and the bottoms of the shoes are already completely worn down. Good design, but the durability needs to be improved if they’re to hold up for that industry.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 18, 2025
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Damon Richards
Birmingham, US
★★★★★ 1
DO NOT BUY (lasted less than 7 months)
Size: 11, Color: Black, Size: 11, Color: Black
I bought these for work as a bartender in August of 2025. By December, the tops were scuffed, frayed, and peeling beyond repair, and by February, the soles were coming off. I’ve never had a pair of shoes with such low quality.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 11, 2026
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Daniel Lucarell
Birmingham, US
★★★★★ 5
Most comfortable shoes, right out of the box!
Size: 8.5, Color: Cognac Napa Leather
Oh my! So, my ordering of shoes online has been hit or miss - 1/2 size too big or too small; too wide or not wide enough. Enter these Marc Joseph shoes… such a game changer. They fit like a glove, exceptionally comfortable, and easy to slip in and out of. I like them so much that I am shopping for another pair. So far, the size, quality, fit, feel, look, and comfort make this pair my dedicated first pick. Btw, I have been wearing them for six hours and they are still very comfortable! I highly recommend these shoes.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 28, 2025

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