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Signed Assholes Need Love Too

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Signed Assholes Need Love TooINAUGURAL EDITION Don't miss this INAUGURAL EDITION of ASSHOLES NEED LOVE TOO! These autographed copies include an original doodle by the illustrator in each book! Assholes Need Love To By S. J. Russell & Erica Brown Illustrations by Maggie McMahon This mostly true story introduces the reader to this lovable series about three unforgettable assholes who just happen to be a pig, a rooster and a dog all rescues who hail unapologetically from New Jersey.

INAUGURAL EDITION  

Don't miss this INAUGURAL EDITION of ASSHOLES NEED LOVE TOO! These autographed copies include an original doodle by the illustrator in each book!

Assholes Need Love To

By S.J. Russell & Erica Brown

Illustrations by Maggie McMahon

This mostly true story introduces the reader to this lovable series about three unforgettable assholes who just happen to be a pig, a rooster and a dog— all rescues who hail unapologetically from New Jersey.

How we see it: whether folks have ever known an asshole, maybe they are assholes or maybe they don’t know they’re assholes, this engaging book written by S.J. Russell and Erica Brown and illustrated by Maggie McMahon has a little something for everyone.

These books make fabulous birthday gifts, thank you gifts, hostess gifts, wedding gifts, holiday gifts, boss day gifts— even just-for-the-hell-of-it gifts. And they fit perfectly in any bathroom!

ADVANCE PRAISE

"Assholes Need Love Too, a warm but wicked can’t-we-all-just-get-along ode to the jerks in your life, will delight fans of Go the F**k to Sleep and P Is for Pterodactyl." — NYT number one bestselling author, A.J. Finn

"In my long political career, I've known many assholes, some of whom I've even voted for, but the assholes described in this book are by far the most lovable. A must read!" — Former Governor of Pennsylvania, Ed Rendell

8.5 x 8.5 | Hardcover | Smyth-sewn | 56 pages

Printed on tree-free bamboo paper stock with soy-based eco-friendly inks. Cover and spine are 100% recycled Eska®board. 

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Kat
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★★★★★ 5
Good bone
Color: Dogwood Flip N Chew, Size: Medium (Pack of 1)
Got this for my Grandpuppy Dog, she loves. Good value, no stuffing. Lasts her while mixed Rotty,on smaller side. Occupys her time, Good for chewing. Smells ok. Med size I believe.
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Stephanie
Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 5
Great buy
Color: Dogwood Flip N Chew, Size: Medium (Pack of 1)
This is one of my dogs favorite toys.
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Jillian
Dallas, US
★★★★★ 4
Great Supplement for Sticks!
Color: Dogwood Flip N Chew, Size: Medium (Pack of 1)
This is a great choice for those with furiends that LOVE to chew on sticks. The only con is that once it gets to the curved loop, they have difficulty chewing the loop due to the size of it.
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Amanda
Whiting, US
★★★★★ 5
My Corgi Loves These
Color: Dogwood Flip N Chew, Size: Medium (Pack of 1)
My dog loves to chew on these wooden toys. These are cheap to buy but that is because these wooden toys do not last long, and are not durable for heavy chewers. My dog enjoys gnawing on these for 30 minutes and after a few times, the wooden toy gets worn down with both ends starting to flake. I throw these out every week so he isn’t swallowing a bunch of wooden chips as he chews. However, I keep buying these because I think it’s still better than having him swallowing plastic bits from other plastic toys.
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Erica A Hawkins
Omaha, US
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Favorite chew
Color: Dogwood Flip N Chew, Size: Medium (Pack of 1)
My pups most favorite chew ever. We call it his pacifier. The sheer joy he has when we show him there’s a new one, and the bliss he has just chewing away. Labrador—hard chewer, it lasts about 2 weeks before it’s too small to be safe.
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