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Afterthoughts

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AfterthoughtsRichard Ayoade has set down his most enormous thoughts for the benefit of all those who dare read them. Thoughts like . . . TV detectives need a gimmick. Mine would be not caring who did it. If, when one door shuts, another door opens, there's something wrong with your doors. They shouldn't be doing that. Where's the box to tick if you ARE a robot? My mother used to say Manners Maketh the Man, but I didn't think it was very mannerly of her to make fun

Richard Ayoade has set down his most enormous thoughts for the benefit of all those who dare read them. Thoughts like . . .

TV detectives need a gimmick. Mine would be not caring who did it.

If, when one door shuts, another door opens, there's something wrong with your doors. They shouldn't be doing that.

Where's the box to tick if you ARE a robot?

My mother used to say Manners Maketh the Man, but I didn't think it was very mannerly of her to make fun of my lisp.

Plato, Aristotle, Montaigne. Men who have searched for meaning with, let's face it, mixed results. Whither the one who can solve it? Cometh the hour, cometh the Ayoade. He brings wisdom distilled from a life lived in relentless pursuit of Truth.

Afterthoughts goes beyond rumination, past pondering, probing further than ever before, drawing from a deeply private pool of questions: a reservoir so refreshing you may never need to think again.

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Ana
Port Orchard, US
★★★★★ 4
Good fit and keep the water out.
Color: Multicolored 1, Size: 1 pair (Pack of 3)
These earplugs work really well for lap swimming. They keep the water out and stay put whether I'm wearing a swim cap or not. They are easy to put in and take out and the size is perfect, they are so soft they adjust to the size of your ear canal. They keep out lots of sound. My only issue is they sink. Not sure what I'll do with open water swimming except keep them in the entire time.
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B Jacks
Carnegie, US
★★★★★ 5
THE BEST!!
Color: Multicolored 4, Size: 3 Pairs (Pack of 1)
Wish I found these last year! My daughter is on a swim team and had 3 separate episodes of swimmers ear. Bought these and not a single issue, keeps the water out yet she can still hear. Perfect for little ears, the price, and convenient to have extra sets.
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Revista1
Omaha, US
★★★★★ 5
Effective and comfortable
Color: Multicolored 2, Size: 3 Pairs (Pack of 1)
Great! I have used Macks silicone Chistmas tree style earplugs for many years, these are more comfortable. They keep ear canal completely dry, never fall out during swimming, and are easy to insert and remove with no discomfort whatever. The left and right orientation makes them easier to adjust in the ear, and there is no (sometimes painful) pop on removal, like standard silicone plugs with a stem. Happy swimmer here.
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Luci Nomed
Lake Worth, US
★★★★★ 3
Didn’t do much for me but the product is made very well
Color: Multicolored 1, Size: 1 pair (Pack of 3)
Maybe it’s just my ears but these didn’t really work for me. They’re made very well, but they really didn’t keep water out of my ears. I swim laps daily and am very sensitive to ear infections from pools. I even wear a swim cap with them. They do stay in place and. I love the little case they come with. I’m sure they’ll work well for other people
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gail
Carnegie, US
★★★★★ 5
Great Earplugs!
Color: Multicolored 1, Size: 1 pair (Pack of 3)
these earplug’s work great, I use them when washing my hair, it is so nice not to get water in my ears, these earplugs are comfortable, they come in 3 sizes, each set comes in an individual plastic container, they are marked L and R, I’m so glad they worked so well, I highly recommend them!
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Reviewed in the United States on March 22, 2026

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