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Antisocial Commandments T-Shirt

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Antisocial Commandments T-ShirtThis shirt isnt just a vibeits a doctrine. Straight from the antisocial gospel, this design lays down the law for anyone who dares breach your personal space. This sacred scroll of sarcasm doubles as a divine warning: blessed are the boundary havers, for they shall inherit the couch. Each commandment is delivered not from a mountaintop, but from the comfort of bed with a blanket over your head and notifications turned off. Printed on breathable, soft

This shirt isn’t just a vibe—it’s a doctrine. Straight from the antisocial gospel, this design lays down the law for anyone who dares breach your personal space. This sacred scroll of sarcasm doubles as a divine warning: blessed are the boundary-havers, for they shall inherit the couch. Each commandment is delivered not from a mountaintop, but from the comfort of bed with a blanket over your head and notifications turned off.

Printed on breathable, soft cotton that’s comfy enough for couch isolation and dramatic enough for accidental public appearances. Ideal for introverts, social skeptics, and those who treat social interaction like a tax audit: painful, avoidable, and best left to others.

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Lauren
Dallas, US
★★★★★ 3
Puppy loves! Supposed to be part of a set though??
Style: Coconut Tree
Bought this simply because we named our puppy Coco and was on a roll ordering her toys… she ended up absolutely LOVING this tiny palm tree!! Maybe because of the size and she was able to really handle it, she takes it everywhere with her and loves the squeaker. HOWEVER, the item is a lot smaller than I expected when ordering for almost $10 and the plastic packaging it came in says “not intended for individual sale, part of a pack” so I would not purchase from this seller again. I will maybe try to find this included with the intended set of toys.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 28, 2022
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H Child
Massapequa, US
★★★★★ 2
It IS very small
Style: Coco-Nut, Style: Coco-Nut
I did not read the description and just saw 7.5 inches which usually is a pretty good sized toy BUT this is 7.5 inches circumference. They did state this in the product description but not a usual measurement so I missed it. Just wanted others to know what they are getting for $9.
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Reviewed in the United States on July 3, 2023
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trey
Houston, US
★★★★★ 1
Tiny Cheap Toy
Style: Coconut Tree, Style: Coconut Tree
It is way smaller than advertised and is maybe worth $0.50 cents. Only appropriate for toy breeds who do NOT chew.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 24, 2024
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Caitlin
New York, US
★★★★★ 1
TINY!!!
Style: Coco-Nut, Style: Coco-Nut
This toy is about 3 inches. My dogs would eat it in one bit. It got returned.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 7, 2022
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P. C
Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 2
Tiny for a dog toy.
Style: Coconut Tree, Style: Coconut Tree
Much smaller than ad images would lead you to believe. I honestly thought the package was empty.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 4, 2026

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