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Absolutely The Fuck Not T-Shirt

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Absolutely The Fuck Not T-ShirtFor those moments when no just doesnt hit hard enough. This shirt is your personal boundary, emotional bouncer, and HR warning label all in one. Wear it when someone asks you to cover their shift, join a quick meeting, or participate in literally anything. Because sometimes the answer isnt maybeits absolutely the fuck not. Materials Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4. 2 oz yd (142 g m)) that is easy to layer,

For those moments when “no” just doesn’t hit hard enough. This shirt is your personal boundary, emotional bouncer, and HR warning label all in one.

Wear it when someone asks you to cover their shift, join a “quick” meeting, or participate in literally anything. Because sometimes the answer isn’t maybe—it’s absolutely the fuck not.

Materials

Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.

The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.

Fabric blends: Ash - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

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A Hodge
Grantham, US
★★★★★ 4
These are great for everyday , but need to be doubled for heavier foods .
Great for sandwiches, but needs to be doubled when using them for hot or heavier foods.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 22, 2022
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Punky
Pawtucket, US
★★★★★ 5
Quality is very nice at a good price
These are my go to paper plates. The are just the right thickness for our use. You can't beat Dixie plates. I am a repeat buyer. A little expensive but worth it to me.
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Reviewed in the United States on August 4, 2025
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roger birchmier
Bozeman, US
★★★★★ 5
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Susan Reichel
Battle Creek, US
★★★★★ 5
DURABLE, GREAT QUALITY
I ordered these plates for a family reunion. The quality is great! Stood up to plates full of spaghetti, various bbq meats and veggies, potato salad and more. No Accidents caused by structural failure of these plates. Pricing is actually better that the grocery store brands AND there are more plates in a package. These will be my go-to plates for all of my entertainment needs going forward.
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Kuku
Louisville, US
★★★★★ 5
Great paper plates for a great price
These paper plates are such a time saver for bbq’s or when I’m lazy to clean up! I saved a ton of money buying them by the case to.
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